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Trophywives, Housewives & Gold Diggers

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I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger, but she ain’t messin’ with no broke…

Every successful man loves the company of a beautiful woman. But if she doesn’t bring anything to the table besides her good looks, she will be hard pressed to find a successful man who is willing to make her a permanent fixture in his life. Consider Kanye West, a successful man who once sang about gold digging when unbeknownst to him, one day he would be romantically  linked to one. However Kim Kardashian is not just your average gold digger anymore. She has become very successful herself, and has all the right assets that a man like Kanye desire.

A successful man knows that beauty is a depreciating asset, and that a woman can’t bank on that forever. She has to be something more than just a pretty face, or she’ll just be a temporary phase in a millionaire’s life. Whether that be personality traits such as intelligence, spontaneity or business smarts. A woman who aspires to be a millionaire’s partner needs to have multiple layers, and a variety of interests. While dating a successful man has its perks, you won’t get very far if all you see is financial gain.

But it’s never too late to learn something new, ladies. Just don’t cash in on your good looks until you have something else to contribute. Otherwise, you will be left out in the cold, with nothing but your fading confidence to keep your warm. If you won’t take our for it, then just ask James Dimon, CEO of JP Morgan Chase.

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO

 

 Do you agree with Mr. Dimon’s view of gold diggers?

How do you separate the gold diggers from the authentic women?

 

 

3 Responses to “Trophywives, Housewives & Gold Diggers”

  1. Jennifer says:

    All personalities and perspectives are welcome on this blog, while personal attacks and name calling are not. It’s inevitable that there will be disagreements, but let’s handle it as mature adults with class to keep the dialog constructive and respectful. Please refer to the “Blog Etiquette” section for more details. Now comment away and let’s enjoy the blog!

  2. Joan says:

    As a pretty woman and one who has always worked hard for everything I own in life I tend to agree with J.P. Morgan CEO. Looks come and go, but it is the core of everyone that continues to shine throughout our life times. Our life long lessons make us the real people we become.
    Through out our lives we have all given up things whether financial or other wise to make sure our families are taken care of first and foremost. Some times financial gain is unattainable because of certain criteria.
    Financial gain can be had with hard work and passion. Dividing the gold diggers from the non gold diggers is easy really. Just look at a person’s past and what they have accomplished and I don’t mean financially. Some may not have accomplished becoming a millionaire financially, but if you look, they have accomplished happiness without the cash. They have contributed to society. They have strong roots! They have stability. They are happy just the way they are. Those are the ones that are not gold diggers!

  3. Anne Bergeron says:

    Indeed, one’s CV tells all. Although an advice for millionaires would be: do have your fun dating the unsuitable for marriage until your own looks start to depreciate. Then, out of loneliness, you will be stuck with just that — gold diggers. Better date the bright ones sooner than later…

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